Have you been keeping up with Ariel, Hiccup and Rosemary? Have you chosen a side yet. Obviously, I know whose side I’m on. But I’m a wee bit biased. So read this part of the story. This is the best part yet. It contains the actual messages that Hiccup was sending. And shows you exactly what sort of condescending, arrogant, naive, but mostly utterly disgusting little fuck this boy is.[Read more…] about Storytime: For neither one can live, while the other survives PART FOUR
Well I took my time didn’t I. Even lazier when you consider all of the parts have been written, and I just need to format and upload them. I’ve moved house, had three deadlines at uni, and had the Christmas and New Year rush at work to juggle. So yeah. The blog took a bit of a back seat. But there’s no rest for the wicked, especially where Hiccup and Rosemary are concerned.[Read more…] about Storytime: For Neither Can Live While The Other Survives PART THREE
This is part two of this stupidly long storytime, so if you missed the first part of the story then click here to read that. For real, you need to get some background info before diving into part two… shit is about to go down.
Roll up roll up. I’ve got a super dramatic storytime. Well part one of it at least. This is actually an ongoing affair. And although I personally am not involved, I’m pretty much filled in on every detail as and when it happens. What I need you to do is tell me who’s in the wrong here. For real, this storytime has caused tears; tantrums; and vomit. I have accumulated a squatter. And months down the line, it’s all kicking off again.
Guess who’s about to bang on about the fact that she’s a waitress for another 1,000 words. It’s super hard to keep writing content (especially for Blogmas) where I don’t talk about my job or all the annoying customers I deal with on a daily basis. If you’re here for a budget blog, just bounce away now. If you’re here to read about some of the most annoying customers I’ve ever dealt with before in my life, stick around.